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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   Riff - June 4: Speech: Platform Posture    
   04 Jun 08 03:29:40   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   >	With your feet too far apart, you'll have difficulty in standing   
   > up.  Because you're off-balance you may fall either forwards or   
   > backwards.   
      
   CROW:	Don't do this *during* the speech.   
      
   > 	With your feet too close together, you're still off-balance and   
   > you're uncomfortable.   
      
   TOM:	That's fine -- SECURITY! -- that's really nice -- SECURITY!   
   MIKE:	Ah ... is your speech over, Mister Johnson?   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
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   >	Place the palms of your hands on both knees.   
      
   TOM:	Wait, I'm kidding!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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