From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   CROW:	That'd be a better movie if he'd been bit by a cow.   
   TOM:	His hands are small, I know, but they are his, they are not   
   	our own.   
   MIKE:	He's turning into a dawb wehrwulf.   
   CROW:	Whaerhwulf.   
   CROW:	Chin buffed ... and waxed ... why?  WHY?   
   TOM:	Hey, he's becoming bloody bait.   
   MIKE:	It's Eubie Blake's hand.   
   CROW:	Where's the nurse?  I'm dilated to eight!   
   MIKE:	D'oh!  Who left my hand in the Fry-Daddy?   
   TOM:	Hey, Honey, come look at this.  Is this weird?   
      
   [ Strange bells sound for some reason. ]   
      
   CROW:	Ow!  My studded contacts!   
   MIKE:	Listen, the Planet of the Apes apes are coming!   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
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   CROW:	So who was this movie's target audience?   
   TOM:	Well, I don't know.  A bat fetishist named Stan?  And even   
   	he missed it.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)