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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    24 June Riff - Stranded In Space    |
|    24 Jun 08 01:33:29    |
      From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu              > ``I don't even know your name.''              TOM: I'm THX-1138. Who're you?       CROW: That's pretty. That's my mother's name.              > ``Tina.''              > ``Doctor Patina Cook.              JOEL: She's hot! I've got two stars next to her name here, check it out.              > Citizen's Profile number DR-73241.''              CROW: Oh, good thing they got The Man From UNCLE computers.       TOM: Open Channel B. ... Whoa!       CROW: Oh, they're IBM.       JOEL: Eh.              [ Beep. Beep. Beep. ]              CROW: Attention K-Mart Shoppers. The Blue Light is flashing.       JOEL: It's the Jan Brady phone.       TOM: Something important from ... Jan.              --        Joseph Nebus       ------------------------------------------------------------------------------       > ``Looks like you'll have to continue performing your correction       > burns using your on-board computer.''              JOEL: And using those sideburns we set you up with.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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