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   Joseph Nebus to All   
   24 June Riff - Stranded In Space   
   24 Jun 08 01:33:29   
   
   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   >	``I don't even know your name.''   
      
   TOM:	I'm THX-1138.  Who're you?   
   CROW:	That's pretty.  That's my mother's name.   
      
   >	``Tina.''   
      
   >	``Doctor Patina Cook.   
      
   JOEL:	She's hot!  I've got two stars next to her name here, check it out.   
      
   >                              Citizen's Profile number DR-73241.''   
      
   CROW:	Oh, good thing they got The Man From UNCLE computers.   
   TOM:	Open Channel B. ... Whoa!   
   CROW:	Oh, they're IBM.   
   JOEL:	Eh.   
      
   [ Beep.  Beep.  Beep. ]   
      
   CROW:	Attention K-Mart Shoppers.  The Blue Light is flashing.   
   JOEL:	It's the Jan Brady phone.   
   TOM:	Something important from ... Jan.   
      
   --   
   								Joseph Nebus   
   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------   
   >	``Looks like you'll have to continue performing your correction   
   > burns using your on-board computer.''   
      
   JOEL:	And using those sideburns we set you up with.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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