From: FrankLho.NOSPAM@rcn.com   
      
   Jim Ellwanger wrote:   
   > If "Metamorphosis" had been written by Jack L. Chalker, it would turn   
   > out that Gregor Samsa was only the first; everyone on Earth ends up   
   > transformed into a giant insect, they all eventually learn to adjust to   
   > their new forms, and they all live happily ever after.   
      
   .. and if Stan Lee wrote the story, Gregor would discover that becoming   
   a large beetle has given him super powers, allowing him to battle the   
   existentialist super villians such as the Stranger, the Plague and No   
   Exit Man.   
      
   --   
   "All things extant in this world,   
   Gods of Heaven, gods of Earth,   
   Let everything be as it should be;   
   Thus shall it be!"   
   - Magical chant from "Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi"   
      
   "Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome,   
   Time for this one to come home!"   
   - Mr. Wizard from "Tooter Turtle"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)