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   From: matrix29@charter.net   
      
   "Jonah Falcon"  wrote in message   
   news:0c83f27a-43de-4014-bfbf-18135c63de42@s1g2000prg.googlegroups.com...   
   > Jack Frost is a compilation of tales, but the core tale of Father   
   > Frost goes like this:   
   >   
   > A woman had a stepdaughter and a daughter of her own, and she hated   
   > her stepdaughter. One day, she ordered her husband to take her out   
   > into the winter fields and leave her there, and he obeyed. Father   
      
       Stepmom had a soul colder than a witch's tit.  Daddy would rather murder   
   his own daughter than resist the oppressive lure of a murderous wife's   
   psychosis.   
      
   > Frost found her there, and she was polite and kind to him, and he gave   
   > her a chest full of beautiful things and fine garments. When her   
      
       A chest full of beautiful things?  Who knew Father Frost could jumpstart   
   puberty?   
      
   > stepmother sent her father to bring back her body to be buried, he   
   > went, and the dog said that she was coming back beautiful and happy,   
   > and despite the bribe of a pancake, went on saying it.   
      
       The dog said it?  Now we're venturing into Disney territory with talking   
   dogs and magical puberty and sneaky pancake bribery.   
      
   > When the stepmother saw what her stepdaughter had brought back, she   
   > ordered her husband to bring her own daughter out to the fields. The   
   > girl was rude to Father Frost, and he froze her to death. When her   
      
       Lesson learned.  Don't piss off the master of cold and ice.   
      
   > husband went out to bring her back, the dog said that she would be   
   > buried, and despite the bribe of a pancake, repeated it. When he   
      
       It's very important to have talking dogs repeat things despite pancake   
   payoffs.   
       Dog: "Rhee rould re rurried.  Rhee's riff as a roard!"   
      
   > brought back the body, the old woman wept.   
      
       And the ghost of Charles Darwin can snicker again at people who "Darwin"   
   their genes out of existence.  Meanwhile, the surviving nice stepdaughter   
   has to live with amoral psychotic stepmom and a gutless dad who would let   
   his daughter freeze to death on the whims of some crazy bitch he married.   
   Oh well, that's what they make poison for.  So the nice stepdaughter can   
   kill disgusting vermin like her parents and live happily ever after.   
      
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   > Wow.   
      
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