From: FrankLho.NOSPAM@rcn.com   
      
   On 2/19/2010 11:23 AM, Jonah Falcon wrote:   
   > Tiger Woods just announced he was having his penis bronzed and will use   
   > it as a putter.   
      
   His apology was one of the few bad performances that I would not want to   
   see riffed. I mean, it would be just too easy...   
      
   --   
   "All things extant in this world,   
   Gods of Heaven, gods of Earth,   
   Let everything be as it should be;   
   Thus shall it be!"   
   - Magical chant from "Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi"   
      
   "Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome,   
   Time for this one to come home!"   
   - Mr. Wizard from "Tooter Turtle"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)