From: cbillingsw@yahoo.com   
      
   So I was driving down a back road near my house, and I see up ahead that the   
   railroad crossing lights are flashing and the gates are coming down.  I   
   instantly felt some frustration about this, since there's only one train   
   that passes on these tracks a day, and it's a four-car, so these gates go   
   down once every twenty four hours for about 20 seconds, which just happened   
   to be the time I was driving up to them that day.  Then this odd quote   
   popped into my head:   
      
   "The cop didn't say anything about doing intensely stupid things!"   
      
   Which led to me wondering, as I sat there waiting for the train to go by,   
   just how someone would steer their car with their butt cheeks.   
      
   Future updates will doubtlessly be forthcoming.   
      
   C   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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