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   Message 22,196 of 22,866   
   Joseph Nebus to Doug Elrod   
   Re: Diabolik's gold plan?   
   31 Jul 11 16:24:46   
   
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   From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
   In <29898c34-8a83-4614-b516-e20c8335b176@fv14g2000vbb.googlegroups.com> Doug   
   Elrod  writes:   
      
   >When I heard about the new book, "Sex on the Moon", it struck me how   
   >arch-criminals steal very expensive items, to impress their   
   >girlfriends by having sex on top.  And I realized that we never really   
   >know what Diabolik was going to do with all that gold.  We can presume   
   >that having sex was somehow involved.  But how?  Was it basically to   
   >have a GOLDEN GROTTO to have sex in, which as it turned out was pretty   
   >much what happened? :-)   
      
   >Or maybe it was a Goldfinger-like, GOLD-PAINTED LOVERS situation?   
      
   >There must be many more possibilities.  What do *you* think?   
      
           I'm not averse to supposing Diabolik was looking for a golden   
   grotto.  Come to it, as long as it was going to be a massive solid   
   gold grotto for the committing of sex acts --- that is, as long as   
   Diabolik had no interest in taking any gold away --- the nations of   
   the world were being slightly jerky in not letting him.  I mean, the   
   point of a gold reserve is to have a gold reserve, and does it really   
   make much difference *where* it is as long as it's somewhere?  Might   
   as well get somebody some nookie.   
      
           Also, I find that I'm less averse to Diabolik having sex than   
   I am most MST3K characters.  There are people I definitely don't want   
   to deploy any organs whatsoever, and there are those I think could   
   usefully have them.   
      
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                                                                   Joseph Nebus   
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