From: nebusj-@-rpi-.edu   
      
           Here's one of those fanfics made for the ages, bringing up as   
   it does the question of 'a story about Chaoktay's bed pillow'?   
      
           For those who've forgot, on _Voyager_ Chakotay was the ... uh   
    ... lump of mass often somewhere near the bridge when the other, real   
   characters were busy.  Also in the pilot he received a surprising   
   number of vaguely-racist-but-I-can't-pin-down-just-how comments from   
   Tom Paris.   
      
   > Eventually, he lost his smile and cut off the   
   >recording. His neck muscles seemed stiff because he was massaging them with   
   >one hand.   
      
   Mike: So he tried two hands, and when that didn't work....   
   Crow: His neck muscles better be the only stiff thing in there.   
      
   http://www.nebusresearch.com/mst3k/episode.php?id=11   
      
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                                                                   Joseph Nebus   
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