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   From: JUJU@withouta.net   
      
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   <231f5cc2-c24d-4350-967f-c54272e9fd6d@h24g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,   
    Doug Elrod  wrote:   
      
   > On Nov 5, 6:43 pm, Judith  wrote:   
   > > So are you saying that balsamic vinegar ketchup is the new Miracle Whip?   
   >   
   > I think, in the far distant future (perhaps the year 2525, if man is   
   > still alive!), someone will realize that mayonnaise, and, yes, Miracle   
   > Whip itself, contain VINEGAR.  Only the advanced humanoids of that   
   > day, however, will be ready to substitute BALSAMIC VINEGAR into the   
   > recipes for these products, though!   
   >   
   The mind boggles!  And the stomach churns!   
      
   > > And did those in the dawn of the AMW epoch say "Hellman,  Schmellman!"?   
   >   
   > I believe that was an essential part of the original, mystical origins   
   > of MW!  (It's the part of Merlin's book in M.S.o.M.W. that we didn't   
   > get to see! ;-)).   
   >   
   Or, to mix mysticisms, it happend during the Dawn of the First Age of   
   Condiments (FAOC).   
      
   > > Oh brave new world, that has these condiments in it!   
   >   
   > One would have to be brave, to try some of them ;-)   
   >   
   Yes, and only time will tell if they're still around for the coming of   
   the Second Age (SAOC) (when the great condiment war will come upon us   
   all.  Can you tell I'm re-watching B5?).  Mayo, being French, is   
   immortal.  MW, of hardy American stock, I know has existed for over 60   
   years.  But whither that upstart balsamic ketchup????   
      
   > -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)   
   >    pondering if William Shakespeare foresaw this day.  Hmmm....   
      
   Judith   
      
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