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   From: matrix29@charter.net   
      
   "Doug Elrod"  wrote in message   
   news:f9b92e9e-acf1-46ed-853f-7666e7b4d287@w5g2000vbv.googlegroups.com...   
   > I don't know if he was ever mentioned on MST3K, but at one point,   
   > perhaps in a fever dream, I imagined that one might make an   
   > interesting host segment in the Castle Forrester era involving him....   
   >   
   > Pearl hires T.K. to redecorate the castle, and the Great Room ends up   
   > with small cozy cottages nestled on every ledge and walkway, candles   
   > peeking out of every window! (a line of oh-so-cute cottages with wisps   
   > of smoke wafting up from their chimneys on the mantle of the Great   
   > Fireplace?  It's ODD!)   
   >   
   > Punchline:  Naturally, this results in an "infestation of   
   > HOBBITS" (cue the top of Kevin Murphy's head, in a curly wig, walking   
   > through the lower part of the frame).   
   >   
   > -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu) ;-)   
      
       And Bob Ross was only a mere "painter of pigments".   
      
       Good news is that the value of his paintings go up, until Tilt-shift   
   Gingerbread House Photography (Minature-Faking) catches on and obliterates   
   the legacy of Thomas Kinkade.  Happy little trees.  Happy little cottages.   
   Happy little cottage trees.   
      
       HAPPY COTTAGE CHEESE DAY!   
      
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