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|    Freezer to All    |
|    [MSTing] Harry Potter and the Senshi's C    |
|    23 Mar 13 14:09:08    |
      From: freezer88@hotmail.com              > Ch 7       >       > Life has funny way of sneaking up on you       >       > When you think everything's okay       >       > And everything's going right.       >       > And Life has a funny way of helping you out       >       > When you think everything's gone wrong       >       > And everything blows up in your face.       >       > -Alanis Morissette!!              JOEL : The choice of music isn't doing much for my opinion of       this fic.              > She smiled. They had arrived. And she would be filling her crystals       > with their energy before the night was done.              TRACE : We're into Chapter 7 and we still don't know who "She" is.        Riveting.              JOSH : And of course "She" knows they're there. God forbid ANY       of these guys ever get the drop on a bad guy.              > Rajura stopped dead as the echoing laughter resounded around them.       > He frowned inside his armour.       >       > "A woman," he muttered. "I really should have guessed."              MARY JO: I choose not to be offended by that because I have no idea       what the hell that means.              > He took another step-and found himself falling.              FRANK : Should've set someone as a Geomancer before you left.              > He instinctively threw out a hand to grab hold of something but       > encountered nothing.       >       > "Venus Love-Me Chain!" and his downward motion was halted quite       > abruptly. He could see the chain give a little and guessed, quite       > correctly, that Venus was having a hard time holding him up. He       > felt a sharp tug. That was probably Jupiter to help. Another tug.       > Uranus. Several more and most of the Senshi and Troopers had       > latched on.              JOEL : [Rajura] Fair warning: First one with a "Lay off the       ramen" crack gets a scythe in the neck!              > Then a very hard yank. That had to have been Gohan. But he wasn't       > out of the hole yet and after a few seconds, he felt the chain       > begin to give and heard the collective grunts of his comrades       > trying to keep him from falling.              JOSH : One: Don't they all have enhanced strength when in       costume? Two: Isn't Gohan basically Anime Superboy? Why hasn't he       just flown down and grabbed him?       TRACE : Class?       ALL : "Because!"              > He took a scythe and tried to dig it into the wall but found it       > glancing off. He gasped as the chain gave a few inches.       >       > "Let me go!" he yelled up. He could almost see the look on the       > Senshi's faces.              FRANK : [Rajura] No, seriously. Two of you can freaking fly! Let       go of the chain and come down here!              > "We aren't the Shogun," Jupiter's voice flittered down to him. "We       > won't abandon you. It's all of us or none of us!"       >       > He smiled grimly. True, the Shogun would have gone on without him,       > but then again he wasn't in the mood to get all of his new friends       > killed. He began working to lose the chain from around his wrist,       > but his support gave before he could and he found himself       > plummeting down into a dark hole.       >       > He landed on his feet and quickly dashed to the side to avoid the       > falling onslaught of soldiers and students.              MARY JO: So they saved him from mild discomfort, then?              > He picked up the students first, then Sailormoon, trusting everyone       > else to right themselves eventually. He finally took a look around       > him.       >       > The place was filled with what looked like giant bubbles, but       > Rajura knew better: years of buying his wife gifts had taught him       > to recognise pure crystal when he saw it. Inside the largest one       > sat a woman, dressed quite simply yet elegantly in a beautiful       > ballroom dress. She had long black hair that fell about her waist       > in ringlets, but her skin was clear, like that of her crystals and       > her eyes were solid white, and were betraying the purity and       > innocence of their colour.              JOEL : Rose McGowan, no!              > She smiled cruelly.       >       > "So," she said. Her voice had a musical, lilting quality to it. "We       > finally meet, Sailor Soldiers. And you've brought some of the       > delicious morsels I've been enjoying so recently…"              TRACE : Then Gohan vaporized her and they all went home. The end.              > Four bubbles floated down before them. In each one, in the same       > bluish light that claimed each victim's eyes, floated a moving,       > aware version of themselves. Peeves was bouncing around the crystal       > and seemed to be singing one of his silly songs. The Ravenclaw girl       > was crying, and Colin and Ginny were both banging on their       > enclosures, trying desperately to reach Harry, Ron and Hermione.       > Hermione gasped and stepped back in horror.              FRANK : And my Cliché Villain Bingo card is filling out nicely!              > "You weren't just taking their energy…you were taking them! Their       > personalities, everything about them!"       >       > The woman laughed-a sound that somehow sounded both very beautiful       > and very evil at the same time. "They have not been harmed…but that       > can change," she said, her voice taking on a much more menacing       > quality.              FRANK : Aaand check!              > Her eyes flashed blue and the light filled each of the crystals,       > obscuring the view that the would-be rescuers had of their       > occupants. When the crystals cleared again, each figure was lying       > as though dead. Rajura could see, however, by minute movements of       > each person, that they were still alive.       >       > "What did you do to them??" He asked.       >       > "Simply…had a small snack."              MARY JO: *URP!*              > She said, grinning quite awfully. "Of course, I've been priming       > myself for the main course."              JOSH : Guys? You can start attacking any time now? Letting the       bad guy monolog doesn't help if you just sit there.              > Her eyes flashed again and each person found themselves encased in       > a separate bubble.              JOSH : Told you so!              > Rajura quickly tried to free himself.       >       > "Web Of Deception!" he yelled, but to no avail. The bubble remained       > solid. He saw the other Troopers and Senshi blink in surprise. And       > couldn't help doing the same himself.       >       > "Burning Mandala!" Mars tried, but the fiery rings simply rebounded       > around her own bubble, making her duck and cover.              FRANK : [Mars] Our less-than-strongest attacks have no effect!       What will we do now?              > The woman laughed again. "You will not escape. And I will have       > you."              TRACE : Which just begs the question of why she didn't just nab       some of them back at Hogwarts?              JOEL : That one actually has an answer: Villain Ball!              > Sailormoon, for her part, began to feel quite weak,              MARY JO: [Moon] I do declare, I believe I'm gettin' The Vapors!              > but not in the conventional way, such as when Ann had taken her       > energy. She felt all of her power draining out of her, out of her              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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