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|    MSTing] Harry Potter and the Senshi's Ci    |
|    23 Mar 13 14:11:35    |
      From: freezer88@hotmail.com              > Ch. 9              TRACE : Um... Did we pass out and miss a chapter?       THE REP: [Off-screen] Um, no... It seems that the containment       units lost power last night and we had a data spill. Chapter 8 was       among the items lost. Sorry about that.       JOSH : Hey, don't apologize to us!       MARY JO: [muttering] And nothing of value was lost.       THE REP: What was that, Ms. Pehl?       MARY JO: Nothing! Nothing...              > You and I are the same       >       > In the way that we have our own styles       >       > That we won't change.       >       > Yours is filled evil and mine's not,       >       > There is no way I can lose.       >       > -Open your heart, Supersonic's theme              JOEL : This intro brought to you by the Lyrics Foundation. When       you've got nothing to say, say it with song lyrics!              > "Very good, Sailorneptune!" Professor Flitwick squeaked. "You've       > gotten it. They key to the 'Lovely Feeling' charm, students, isn't       > to imagine your target feeling it, but to be thinking of something       > you love yourself while performing the charm. Can anyone tell me       > why that is?              FRANK : Because Potterverse magic has no internal logic?              > Yes, Ms. Mars?"       >       > Mars smirked. "That's because love must be given freely before       > there is chance of having it returned, Professor."              TRACE : Thaaaat's not strictly true.              > "Quite right, Sailormars." He looked up as the bell sounded to end       > the class. "Oh my. Well, ten points to Hufflepuff for Neptune's       > performance of the charm, and ten to Slytherin for Mars' correct       > answer. You have your homework.              JOEL : [Flitwick] Now get out.              > Class dismissed."       >       > As Mars walked away from the class with a still fuming Malfoy, she       > thought that the boy himself could do with a dose of the charm       > herself. He muttered to himself under his breath about the       > unfairness of the situation, of how Chibimoon should be his and       > not some snot-nosed little brat who wasn't even a wizard and       > younger than him to boot. Mars sighed,              JOSH : [Mars] What spell did someone use to turn the real Draco       Malfoy into this lovesick pseudo-pedo o/~              > wondering if she should mention that Gohan was, in fact, a       > prominent member of The Earth's Special Forces and therefore was a       > key reason why Malfoy was still alive and breathing.              TRACE : And could fix that in an eye blink, should he choose.              > On second thought, she thought against it. When Gohan was ready,       > he'd let him know.       >       > Probably with a well placed 'Solar Flare', she mused to herself.              MARY JO: Or a far less fancy, far more effective "Punch In The       Face."              > She looked up at the ceiling of the Great Hall as she entered and       > frowned. The sky outside had turned a menacing grey. It didn't       > bode well for her Quidditch practise that evening. She'd managed       > to make chaser for the team, and was looking very forward to       > having it out with Usagi on the pitch. Theirs was the next game.              JOEL : Which is still going on in the face of a potential mass       soul stealing?       FRANK : What can you say? They love their sports!              > She sighed and set to work on her lunch. Steak and Kidney pie. She       > wrinkled her nose. What she wouldn't give for a nice helping of       > Sushi with lots of wasabi.              JOSH : All the fuss they made over the Senshi coming to Hogwarts       and they haven't served up a single Japanese dish? The students       from Beuxbaxtons got bouillabaisse, and they were only there a       couple of weeks.              > Looking over at the Gryffindor table, she wasn't surprised to see       > Sailormoon's plate refilling itself already.       >       > Pig, she thought to herself.              TRACE : An older, more mature Sailor Mars, folks.              > One day her eyes are really going to turn out to be bigger than       > her stomach...that's a frightening prospect. She looked over       > towards the Ravenclaw table. Mercury reading something...again.       > Not so unusual.              MARY JO: One might even say "cliché", if one felt like being mean.              > Over to the Hufflepuff table. The three outers were talking. That       > wasn't unusual, either. They usually kept to themselves, even when       > with the inners.              FRANK : [Rei] I still love those stuck-up bitches.              > She sighed and glanced around her table. Greg and Victor were       > talking amongst themselves. Something about eating death. She       > didn't want to know.              JOEL : [Rei] Meh. That probably won't be important later.              > Draco, of course, was complaining about his favourite subject:       > Gohan. He seemed to have enlisted Zabini Blaise in his cause. The       > two were now trying to think up a fool-proof method of getting       > Gohan out of the way once and for all.              TRACE : Kudos for avoiding Blaise female here. But still: "Zabini       Blaise?"              > Mars sighed and put her fork down, letting her mind wander back to       > the youma. No attacks lately, but she was sure that wasn't the end       > of it. Youmas like that didn't just give up. They waited for a       > better opportunity. And all the Senshi could do in the mean time       > was wait.              JOSH : "Screw our friends and classmates she's holding captive       (and Peeves)," I guess.              > It wasn't their favourite thing to do, but what choice did they       > have?              MARY JO: Use the information you already have to go back and finish       her before she has a chance to prepare? Set up a trap at Hogwarts?        Work on figuring out some sort of protection? Again: That's a lot       of "what else."              > She mentally checked over her schedule. She was free until later       > that afternoon, when she'd have to the divination thing. She       > groaned inwardly. Crystal balls and tea leaves? She'd begged       > Professor Trelawney to let her have a go in the fire, but the       > Professor had rather haughtily informed her that she was not up to       > the level of fire scrying yet. After what she'd heard about       > Pluto's episode with the dim witted teacher, Mars had declined       > comment, though Mercury was having a fit of the giggles at the       > time.              JOEL : So just telling her what you can do and offering to       demonstrate... That's not an option?       FRANK : "If you can't be a bitch, be silent," I guess.              > Now she wondered if she could convince her housemates to let her       > use the fire in the commonroom. It was worth a shot.              TRACE : And it took you how long to think of this?       MARY JO: I thought of it back in Chapter Six!              > She got up abruptly and began to walk off. Malfoy tagged after       > her.              FRANK : [Malfoy] LOVE ME?              > "Where are you going?" he asked.       >       > "Back to the common room," she said, heading down into the       > dungeons. She stopped by the stone wall.       >              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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