From: freezer88@hotSPAMTHISmail.com   
      
   > A/N: HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE, EVERYONE!!   
      
   ALL  : Meh.   
      
   > I hope you are all having a BLAST!   
      
   KEVIN:  Woo!   
      
   > Partying and stuff. xD This chapter is going to be kind of LEMONY.   
      
   MIKE : Remind me again - what does "lemon" mean?   
   BILL : They're gonna go all After Dark on us.   
   MIKE : So we've got a Twilight love scene hanging over our heads.   
          Yay.   
      
   > So be ware.   
      
   KEVIN: *sigh* Really?   
      
   >  I'll warn you when the lemon starts, so you can skip it if you   
   > want. The chapter is dedicated to Emmett's Random Girlfriend   
   > forgiving me ideas and encouragement.   
      
   MIKE : Spell Check: Not always your friend.   
      
   > Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Stephanie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, WB   
   > Network, and Disney own all the characters. I just own the idea of   
   > combining them together and the plot!!   
   >   
   > I hope you guys like it.   
      
   BILL  : Not likely!   
      
   > Chapter 4 The Tour and Outfit Edward's Point Of View. (A/N: this   
   > should be fun XD)   
      
   BILL : Again - not likely!   
      
   > After Bella's sister, Buffy, and her vampire husband, Angel,   
   > departed to their room, everyone else left as well, leaving my   
   > family and Bella in the living room.   
      
   KEVIN: [Edward] So... Mario Party, anybody?   
      
   >  Bella slowly turned to face us since her back was to us before.   
   > She had a nervous expression on her face and was biting her lip.   
      
   MIKE : [Bella] So... About me lying to you about everything since   
          the moment we met...   
      
   > "So what do you guys think of my family?" she asked timidly.   
   > Everyone was silent, not knowing what to say, but I could hear what   
   > they were thinking.   
      
   ALL  : "Why haven't we killed her, yet?"   
      
   > This is interesting. I wonder what similarities and differences we   
   > have with their kind. I can't wait to hear the explanation of why   
   > we are different. – Carlisle   
      
   MIKE : Neither can we.   
   BILL : Apparently vampires think in sig files.   
      
   > I love how they have decorated this room. It's so warm and inviting   
   > with all the warm colors. I wonder how they have decorated the rest   
   > of the house. – Esme   
      
   KEVIN: [Esme] It makes me feel all warm just thinking about it!   
      
   > They seem nice. They emotions I felt from them were the emotions   
   > you'd feel at a family reunion. - Jasper   
      
   MIKE : Vague affection, embarassment that you can't remember   
          anybody's name, and dread that Grandma is going to start   
   	  telling Polack jokes?   
      
   > Wow. That blonde chick. Bella's sister is nothing like Bella. She's   
   > so strong. She only caught me off guard. I wonder if we can arm   
   > wrestle each other. AWESOME! – Emmett   
      
   BILL : I don't care how strong either of you are, no man should be   
         that giddy about challenging a woman to fight.   
      
   > They seem very nice and like a family. Their home is nice. I wonder   
   > if they have any cars. – Rosalie   
      
   KEVIN: [Alice] I wonder if my thoughts can get any blander?   
      
   > Buffy is so pretty! I can't wait to give her a makeover! And I have   
   > another person to shop for!- Alice   
      
   MIKE : We've progressed from "Please stop talking" to "Please stop   
          thinking."   
      
   > "I already love your sister! She's so pretty! And I can't wait to   
   > go shopping for her!" Alice said that all in a rush.   
      
   MIKE : And we're back to "Stop talking."   
      
   >  We all nodded and mumbled how great they seem. Bella let out a   
   > breath that she was holding in.   
      
   BILL : Insert "forgetting to breathe" joke here.   
      
   > "Thank goodness. Well, that was only a fraction of my family.   
   > You'll be able to meet the rest in due time."   
      
   KEVIN: [Edward] And by "the rest", you mean "my brother Harry" and   
          not all those "aunts and uncles" you can't possibly have,   
   	   since you're centuries old and they're not right?   
   MIKE : [Bella] Still don't understand what you're implying!   
      
   > Bella then turned her back to us and began walking towards a   
   > hallway. "Follow me and I'll lead you to the kitchen to get you   
   > guys something to drink if you're thirsty. Then you guys can hang   
   > out in the kitchen while I go and change into some of my old   
   > clothes that I miss.   
      
   BILL : [Bella] Of course, why my old clothes would be here or why I   
          couldn't just come get them is a question for someone with a   
          longer attention who wants pie?   
      
   >  When I'm done, I can give you guys a tour of the house." No one   
   > said anything.   
      
   KEVIN: [Edward] The words "What the hell is she on about?" at the   
          top of everyone's mind.   
      
   > We just followed behind her.   
   >   
   > Soon we entered a large kitchen. Everything was stainless steel and   
   > looked well organized and clean. There was a bar counter in front   
   > of the sink which was in the middle of the kitchen with three bar   
   > stools. And off the side there was a long wooden table with six   
   > chairs around it.   
      
   MIKE: Ladies and gentlemen - the kitchen from every family sitcom   
         from the 1980s.   
      
   > "Have a seat anywhere you'd like," Bella said as she rummaged   
   > through the refrigerator. Jasper and Emmett each took a seat on a   
   > stool while Rosalie and Alice took a seat on their laps. Esme and   
   > Carlisle each took a seat around the table. I walked up behind and   
   > hugged my Bella from behind as she was bent over, holding the   
   > refrigerator door open.   
      
   BILL : Um... Is this the "lemony" part?   
   KEVIN: If it is, I'm not sure if things got better or worse.   
      
   > "What are you looking for, love?" I asked her while I kissed her   
   > hair.   
      
   MIKE : [Bella] The plot.  I'm sure it's in here somewhere.   
      
   > "Just some blood for you guys. What do you all want? We only have   
   > deer, elk and pig blood right now," Bella called out.   
      
   BILL : Since when did Buffy, Angel or Spike keep fresh wildlife   
          blood on hand?   
   KEVIN: Since now, apparently.   
      
   > "I'll have elk please," Alice said in that bubbly little voice of   
   > hers.   
   >   
   > "Make that two, Bella," Jasper replied.   
   >   
   > "I'll have deer, please," Rosalie said.   
      
   MIKE: [Rosalie] I haven't had fresh Bambi in a dog's age!   
      
   > "None for us, thank you," Carlisle spoke.   
      
   BILL: [Carlisle] We're holding out for Moose & Squirrel mixers.   
      
   > "I want to try pig!" Emmett boomed, which earned a smack across the   
   > head from Rosalie. "Ouch! Rose! What was that for?!" He exclaimed   
   > while mock rubbing his head like it had hurt.   
      
   KEVIN: [Rosalie[ For beeeing a feelthy peeg!   
   MIKE : The Incredibly Strange Vampies Became Died And Became Mixed-Up   
          Fanfic Characters!   
      
   > "For being an idiot," was her only response.   
      
   KEVIN: I like mine better.   
      
   > "And I'll have elk," I whispered into her ear which made her   
   > shiver.   
      
   BILL : Ewww!  He's being all amourous!   
      
   > She then stood up and slammed the refrigerator door shut and walked   
   > over towards the microwave while carrying five bottles of crimson   
   > colored liquid,   
      
   MIKE : You mean "blood?"   
   KEVIN: Let's not jump to conclusions.   
      
      
   [continued in next message]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)