From: dre1@cornell.edu   
      
   On Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:42:07 AM UTC-4, Jonah Falcon wrote:   
   > The 'Dukes' Head for London   
   >   
   > The producers of hit summer blockbuster The Dukes Of Hazzard are   
   > planning to set the sequel in London. Jessica Simpson, who played sexy   
   > Daisy Duke in the movie adaptation of the hit TV show, reveals she   
   > can't wait to get back in character, especially if the film crosses the   
   > Atlantic. She tells website SkyNews.com, "They would be lost in London.   
   > I think Daisy and those crazy boys will have a great time in the UK."   
   >   
   > * * *   
   >   
   > Why, Lord, why? What offense did we outrage you with ... oh, the   
   > original TV series.   
   >   
   > Jonah Falcon   
      
   Not to be confused with the DUKES OF SEPTEMBER, who RULE, at least over that   
   area of spacetime commonly known as *September*!   
      
   I just wonder if other THINGS, or ABSTRACT CONCEPTS, have royalty...  And if   
   so, would reality itself be constantly in jeopardy, as was the case with   
   SPRING SPRITES!   
      
   -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)   
     So, who rules over OCTOBER, I wonder....   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)