From: dre1@alum.mit.edu   
      
   This is the kind of film that's not so much a MOVIE, as an ARGUMENT:  Hey,   
   we're a movie!  See, this is a *fight scene*.  There's *acting*, um, I guess!   
      
   In any case, don't watch it without MST3K (you have been warned!).   
      
   Some lines that, hopefully, will distract you from the movie:   
      
   "Can I stay in the other movie, please?" -Jonah   
      
   "I don't always drink WINE, but when I do, I prefer it comes from GNOMES"   
   -Jonah, as Kor the Conqueror, as THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD   
      
   "Ya know, that was MAGICALLY ANTICLIMACTIC" -Tom   
      
   "He's LITERALLY 'too little, too late'!"-Crow, re one of the many DWARVES in   
   this film (hmmm, maybe there was an interesting film if they would have   
   eliminated all the non-dwarf parts.  Whom am I kidding? Aaaaaagh!)   
      
   "Another victory for KOR THE BYSTANDER!"-Crow   
      
   -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)  #ThisIsOfCourseWizardsOfTheLostKingdom   
    Well, at least this should have exhausted Moon 13's budget for *Wizards* and   
   *Kingdoms* (lost or otherwise)! (sigh of relief)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)