From: ambasosor_lardo@hotmail.com   
      
   TITLE:  Over Night Medication   
   ORIGINAL AUTHOR: Unknown   
   MiSTing AUTHOR: Jesse Shearer   
   ERA: None/Nonstandard   
   CATEGORY: Ad Spam   
      
   [Insert Bandwidth Waster theme here]   
      
   [JESSE works on some email on his laptop on the snack counter.   The RENAMON   
   from “Outrageous Claims” enters.]   
      
   RENAMON: Hey, how come there’s nothing on your sign out there?   
   JESSE:[looking up] I have nothing to show right now.   
   RENAMON: Absolutely nothing?   
   JESSE: Well, there *is* a “buried title” email spam in the projector, but   
   it’s so short, I’d rather not run it on its own.   
   RENAMON: I insist.   
   JESSE: In that case, I suppose I can spare three minutes.   
      
   [Both enter theater; seating is similar to that in “Claims.”]   
      
   >Subject: idle noose   
      
   JESSE: Must be a slow day for hangings.   
   RENAMON: Oh, starting off with a little gallows humor, I see.   
      
   >Over Night Medication   
      
   RENAMON: What over night medication?   
   JESSE: Good question.   
      
   >tanekaha supplicate   
      
   JESSE: Isn’t that a Dragonball attack style?   
   RENAMON: No, you’re thinking of kamehameha.   
      
   >Date: Fri, 09 Apr 2004 13:39:18 +0500   
   >   
   >ageless andorran   
      
   JESSE: Shran?  What’s he doing here?   
   RENAMON: Trekkie.   
      
   >satyric serotonin tinted admass   
      
   RENAMON: That’s just wrong, even for random words.   
   JESSE: I would tend to agree.   
      
   >tenthly resultant epizoic debar carbolated soleil tantalize harken ,   
   >   
   >FDA approved druugs   
      
   JESSE: Well, at least it makes more sense than just the random words.   
   RENAMON: True, but what are “druugs”?   
      
   >No prior prescriiption required on hundreds of drugs saave up to 70%   
   >   
   >New products: valium,   
      
   RENAMON: For them, maybe.   
      
   >x-a-n-a-x,   
      
   JESSE: Proof that spam filters are like children.  Spell a word out and they   
   can’t figure out what it is.   
      
   >diazepam (gen va1ium), levitra, alprazolam    
   >(gen xanax), soma (carisoprodol), fioricet (gen)   
   >   
   >Categores meds that we have (which saave you up to 70% OFF):   
   >muscle relaxants, sleeping aids, pain relief, woman health, mens >health,   
   sexual health, quit smoking,   
      
   RENAMON: Or better yet, don’t start.   
      
   >allergies, skin care, anti depressants & much more categorized meds   
      
   JESSE: Think they have anything for bad spelling and grammar?   
      
   >   
   >Cheaap 0ffeer:   
   >30 Va1ium [anti depressants] 5mg - $ Best Priice   
   >30 Xa-n-ax [anti depressants] 1mg - $ Best Priice   
      
   JESSE: And that would be what, exactly?   
   RENAMON: Time in jail, most likely.   
      
   >3 Cia1is [mens health] 20mg - $127   
      
   JESSE: Let’s not go there.   
   RENAMON: Not a problem.   
      
   >30 Phentermine [weight--loss]> 15mg - $99   
      
   JESSE: That stuff’s still FDA approved?  I thought it was dangerous.   
      
   >60 Soma [muscle relaxants] 350mg - $99   
   >30 Fioricet [pain relief] 40mg - $109   
   >30 Cyclobenzaprine [pain relief] 10mg - $109   
   >5 Via agra   
      
   RENAMON: By way of farms? Isn’t that worse than the Phentermine?   
   JESSE: From what they’ve been saying on the news lately, it is.   
      
   >[sexuual health] 100mg - $139   
      
   RENAMON: Just because the ad goes there...   
   JESSE: What makes you think I’ve got something to say about it?   
      
   >   
   >   
   >   
   >                         Special offeer for limiteed time only   
      
   JESSE: Which is over now.   
      
   >   
   >                                 Saave up to 70% now   
      
   RENAMON: No thanks.   
      
   >   
   >                             Clickk heree to saave 70%+   
   >   
      
   JESSE: Nonexistant link.   
      
   >   
   >   
   >consumed mary pennant masterly   
      
   RENAMON: Leaving the random words behind.   
   JESSE: Let’s just go.   
      
   [Both exit theater]   
      
   [Lobby, by snack counter]   
      
   JESSE: So…   
   RENAMON: Yeah.   
   JESSE: Anyway, thanks for dropping by.  My doors are usually open.  Feel free   
   to come back later.  I’ve got an actual feature on the way.  For real, this   
   time.   
   RENAMON: Thanks.  I’ll remember that.   
      
   [[Credits.  Music: “Harvey the Wonder Hamster” by Weird Al]]   
      
      
   Stringer:   
   >                         Special offeer for limiteed time only   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)