From: ambasosor_lardo@hotmail.com   
      
   Title: Digimon: Digidefenders: Episode 4: Three-Way War: Mastering Mekanorimon   
   Original Author: Phantom 1   
   MiSTing Author: Jesse Shearer, email: ambasosor_lardo@hotmail.com   
   Category: anime   
   Era: nonstandard   
      
   [JESSE is in the theater lobby, setting up a video projector, aparently getting   
   ready to do a presentation.]   
      
   JESSE:[to self] Uh...kay. Got the projector set up. Now where'd I put that   
   video...?   
      
   [CALUMON enters theater and comes directly over to JESSE.]   
      
   CALUMON: Hi, Jesse! Are you going to watch another movie today?   
   JESSE: I was planning on it, but first I was going to do a preview of an ad I   
   was thinking of running in a few local theaters. Why?   
   CALUMON: I think I saw a worried looking lady coming this way.   
   JESSE: Uh... what did she look like?   
   CALUMON: Kinda like you, only older.   
   JESSE: Oh, great. It's probably my mom.   
      
   [A woman in her mid 50s enters.]   
      
   WOMAN: What's going on here, Jesse?   
   JESSE: Hey, Mom. Just getting ready to watch a few movies with some friends.   
   MOM: What's that thing, then? I thought I saw it move.   
   JESSE: That? That's Calumon, one of my buddies. He's an alien sorta thing.   
   Special powers and everything.   
   MOM: And what's you're explanation for all this?   
   JESSE: Well, actually, I was just going to preview an ad that might explain it.   
      
   [JESSE starts the video projector. Scene switches to the image on the wall: a   
   "Quantum Leap"-esqe sequence of scenes from prior "episodes" of J. Micheal   
   Shearer's Theater]   
      
   VIDEO: Fantasizing that he was the owner of his own theater, fanfic author   
   Jesse   
   Shearer chose a theme and started writing. Now he finds himself going from   
   episode to episode in an anime world. His driving force is to poke fun at   
   stories that aren't that bad. Jesse's only companions in his mission are   
   whatever guests his real world self finds apropriate. With each new episode,   
   Jesse strives to continue his jokes without going too far over the edge.   
   [Titles   
   and dates begin flashing across the screen; the prior scenes continue. Title   
   music is instrumental.]   
      
   JESSE:[after the video ends] So, what do you think?   
   MOM: Well, that was certainly interesting...   
      
   [HENRY and GARGOMON enter]   
      
   HENRY: Good afternoon, Jesse. We're here for the movie.   
   GARGOMON: What's showing?   
   JESSE: Episode Four in that Digimon series I'm showing. If you don't mind my   
   asking, why the upped form?   
   HENRY: There was trouble in the lot.   
   JESSE: Ah.   
   MOM:[nervous] Are these more of your friends?   
   JESSE: Yeah. These are Henry Wong and Gargomon. The big guy here's usually a   
   little fella with big ears.   
   MOM: OK, well, I think I'll be going now. [leaves]   
   JESSE: See you later.   
   HENRY: So, when do we start?   
   JESSE: Well, just grab up a few snacks and let's go. [Puts CALUMON on head]   
      
   [All enter theater. Seating is TERRIERMON; JESSE; HENRY]   
      
   >Digimon: Digidefenders   
   >   
      
   JESSE: Today's title is Episode Four: Three-Way War: Mastering Mekanorimon   
   HENRY: Whoever does these things sure likes long titles.   
      
   >   
   >Adeis Adeba was quiet. That's because it was a hot day. It was too hot to   
   >talk   
   out loud. And when communication was necessary, they communicated >through nods   
   and whispers.   
      
   JESSE:[singing to tune of "The Boy in the Bubble" by Paul Simon] It was a hot   
   day; too hot for talking out loud; and when communication was neccessary it was   
   through wispers and nods...   
   HENRY: This may be a day of miracle and wonder, indeed.   
      
   >   
   >Today, the ones to get water from the river was Eli and Sanjara. Sanjara   
   >noticed something different about Eli, and it wasn't the strange wrist object   
   >he wore or the necklace with a large blue rectangle attached.   
      
   JESSE: Of course, the little things like the odd dissapearing spells and the   
   strange new ideas he always had when he got back went almost unnoticed.   
      
   > It was his attitude, he was always >looking over his shoulder, like he was   
   expecting something horrible to pop up.   
   >   
   >Little did Sanjara knew that Eli had a source of his worrying.   
      
   JESSE: His mob debt.   
   HENRY: I don't think they have much of that in Africa.   
   JESSE: More than you might think.   
      
   > A few days ago while he >was walking through the woods, a Digimon appeared   
   before him. It was Toy >Agumon, a rookie Digimon who looked like Agumon made   
   out   
   of lego blocks.   
      
   HENRY: Oh yeah, that's really something to be scared of.   
   JESSE: One swift kick to the torso and he's gone.   
      
   > Eli was about to >call on his Digimon when Toy Agumon attacked him with his   
   Toy Flame attack, a >mini fireball.   
      
   JESSE: And people say *I've* got slow reflexes.   
      
   > Out of fear, Eli dove for cover. Toy Agumon was about to >harrass Eli with   
   his   
   attacks when a blast struck him and he was deleted. Eli's >savior was Frigimon,   
   a different Frigimon from the one Rick and Betamon fought >the first day they   
   became Digidefenders.   
      
   HENRY: Yeah, because that one's *DEAD*!   
   GARGOMON: Well a zombie Frigimon could have saved him.   
      
   > Then, just as he mysteriously appeared, Frigimon mysteriously >vanished, the   
   logical conclusion being he returned to the Digital World.   
   >   
      
   JESSE: Either there or North Dakota.   
      
   >The entire attack took less than a minute. But that minute felt like an   
   >eternity for Eli. Since then, he was always on guard.   
      
   HENRY:[sarcastically] Really?   
      
   >   
   >"Eli?" Eli jumped accidentally spilling the buckets of water he carried. It   
   >was only Sanjara. "Eli, is something wrong? You look like somebody is about   
   >to   
   pop up and kill you."   
   >   
      
   JESSE:[Eli] Sister, you don't know how true that is.   
      
   >"Forgive me, San, I'm just feeling a little... uneasy today." Sanjara laughed.   
   >She had been Eli's friend and surrogate sister ever since he fist arrived at   
   >the village. She knew that Eli often was having trouble relaxing.   
      
   HENRY: Must be drinking too much coffee.   
   CALUMON: Yeah.   
   JESSE: I know a few relaxation techniques that might help.   
      
   >   
   >Eli's D-4 began beeping. Sanjara was startled and dropped her buckets as well.   
   >"Eli, your wrist."   
      
   HENRY:[Eli] What about it?   
      
   >   
   >Eli looked down at his D-4. He quickly covered it up. "It's nothing, Sanjara,   
   >just... nothing. Don't worry about it."   
   >   
   >But Sanjara didn't believe it for a moment. If it was nothing, why was Eli   
   >making a big production on hiding his wrist thingie   
      
   JESSE:[Jane from "Waiting for God"] His wrist is having... thingie.   
   HENRY: Oh, thank you.   
      
   > and continue going about his business like it was >any normal day. No,   
   something was wrong, and she was sure that she would be >there to help him when   
   the time came.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   >Over at the Hypnos Organization base, Yamaki was in his office getting a   
   report   
   >from Riley.   
      
   JESSE:[Yamaki] Oh yeah, that's the way you do it...   
   GARGOMON: Not another one...   
      
   >   
      
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