From: side_bob0219@hotmail.com   
      
   [On the bridge]    
      
   WHISKERS: [voiceover] This summer.    
      
   [Now on the bridge are Spud, dressed as Jon and XR dressed as Garfield]    
      
   SPUD: [as Jon] Garfield, it is terrible, I have the bad news.    
   XR: [as Garfield] Stop your sob stories and sounding like Starfire and give me   
   your thoughts.    
   SPUD: [as Jon] It is terrible, Garfield, Kate Middleton & Prince William are   
   getting married...but you are *not* invited [dramatic sting].    
   XR: [as Garfield] THIS IS LIES!    
   SPUD: [as Jon] It is true, look and see [hands "Garfield" a letter]    
   XR: [as Garfield, reading] "Dear Garfield, you are not invited to royal   
   wedding, sincerely Royal England Family" Hmm, this must be serious if the   
   whole royal family signed it.    
   WHISKERS: [VO] When England rejects him...   
   SPUD: [as Jon] What will you do Garfield? Will you travel to England and exact   
   horrible vengeance for this insult?    
   XR: [as Garfield] Nah, I'm feeling kind of tired. And they clearly don't want   
   there. So I think I'll take a nap, eat some lasagna, then kick Odie off the   
   table.    
   SPUD: [as Jon] Are you sure?    
   XR: [as Garfield] Oh yeah, in fact, I'm late to start my nap already [walks   
   offscreen]    
   WHISKERS: [VO] He does nothing! Coming soon to a theater near you, it's   
   "Garfield's Royal Rescue." Watch as America's favorite fat cat just sits   
   around and completely avoids the Royal Wedding, since it would mean getting   
   out of bed. Thrill as he eats and    
   messes with Odie, but not with the British Isles. You'll be on the edge of   
   your seat...of boredom!    
   [WHISKERS then appears back on the bridge, as does everyone]    
   XR: See, now that's how the story *should've* gone.    
   CANDY: Yeah, then we could've been spared that ending. I may need to take a   
   shower afterward...provided there's no camera.    
   XR: I already apologized for that.    
   SPUD: What do you think, sir?    
      
   [Rodney's Lab]    
   RODNEY: I'm surprised you survived this one, I thought for sure this would   
   break you. Well, no matter, I'm sure I'll find something even worse for next   
   time. Until then my little guinea pigs.    
      
   [Credits]    
      
   Mystery Disney Theater 3000    
      
   Starring:    
      
   CHARLIE FINN- spud    
   LARRY MILLER- xr    
   CHARLIE ADLER- mr. whiskers    
   GREY GRIFFIN- riley daring    
   ERIKA LUTRELL- princess candy    
   JOE ORRANTIA- rodney     
      
   "Garfield: Royal Rescue" written by Shakespeare Hemingway.    
      
   All characters are copyright the Walt Disney Company and are used without   
   permission, but I seriously doubt they're gonna crack down on me.    
      
   I'd really love some feedback from some others here on the group, but since   
   pretty much no one visits this group anymore, that won't happen, meaning I   
   basically have the run of the place.    
      
   >"Time to prepare for my British vacation. My only souvenir will be flaming   
   >vengenance."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)