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|    Joseph Nebus to that's what he just    |
|    MiSTed: The Tale of Jimmy Rabbit, Chapte    |
|    12 Sep 25 03:15:23    |
      [continued from previous message]              > Jimmy Rabbit looked on and ordered him about.       >       > "There!" said Jimmy, when the wheelbarrow was full.               TOM: So, like, did Jimmy's Dad make a wheelbarrow? Or did he buy it? From       where?              > "Now we'll go home." And then, to Frisky Squirrel's surprise,               CROW: [ As Frisky ] 'Shouldn't we take the wheelbarrow with us?'        TOM: [ As Jimmy ] 'That's what they'll be *expecting* us to do.'              > Jimmy climbed on top of the load and sat himself down.       >       > "What's that for?" asked Frisky.               JOEL: [ As Jimmy ] 'I'm kale! Whoopee!'              >       > "Why, to keep the vegetables from falling out!" Jimmy       > explained.               CROW: [ As Frisky ] 'Why aren't the vegetables in their seat belts?'              > "You see, you don't know how to wheel a       > wheelbarrow.               TOM: Now, barrowing a wheelbarrow you know but this is a completely       different skill.              > You'll be tipping it, first one side and then       > the other. And we'd have to stop every few steps and pick up       > a turnip or a cabbage."               JOEL: Oh, you should never pick up hitchhiking turnips.              >       > "But I don't want to wheel _you_!" said Frisky.       > "You're too heavy!"               TOM: When the animals of Pleasant Valley stop being polite and start getting       wheel.              >       > "Oh, very well, then!" Jimmy answered.               CROW: Very *wheel*.              > "If you don't       > care to wheel the wheelbarrow, it's all the same to me."               JOEL: And this is how Jimmy treats his best friend.              > And       > he started to jump down from his seat on top of the load.               CROW: Love to sit on root vegetables!              >       > "No, no!" Frisky cried. "Don't get off! I can manage       > all right!"               JOEL: We want to pick *you* up after tipping you out.              > After gathering all those vegetables, he didn't       > want to lose the fun of pushing the wheelbarrow.               TOM: I wonder how this story plays out in _The Tale of Frisky Rabbit_.              >       > "Walk fast, now!" Jimmy said. "We're late already."               CROW: Who knew rabbits were clock-watchers?              >       > [Illustration]               JOEL: Well, take some medicine and then you can be a well-ustration.              [ ... and that's a wrap for Chapter 5 ... ]                            --        Joseph Nebus        Math Blog: https://nebusresearch.wordpress.com       Humor Blog: https://nebushumor.wordpress.com       --------------------------------------------------------+---------------------              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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