From: waldoREMOVESPAMcentini@zonnet.nl   
      
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   > Dear sirs,   
   >   
   > I am an American, and I think our TV has gotten disgusting and out of   
   > hand.  I'm posting this on a british television group because I wanted   
   > to get the opinion of a foreign culture where things are still simpler   
   > and more innocent.   
      
   Oh no dear American Concerned Parent! Things are even worse here! There's   
   even been bare-naked pussy on Dutch TV, and live fornication, and   
   blasphemy, hell, Praise The Lord, we even have cookery programs and DIY   
   shows on TV. And not a politician to do a darn thing about it!   
      
   > The news probably hasn't reached your remote corner of the globe yet,   
   > but during the halftime of the Superbowl (which is like the World Cup,   
   > except for football) there was a human breast exposed. Right there on   
   > television!!  I can tell you this much, once my children get back from   
   > therapy, I'm ONLY going to let them watch european television from now   
   > on.   
      
   The titty you mentioned has been on TV nationwide, in longshot, in close-   
   up, oving, in stillshots. Every imaginable way: we've seen it (nice tit   
   though!). We weren't shocked: we're used to much worse.   
      
   > I am writing because I know that this sort of thing could only happen   
   > in America, where sleazy nudity is the order of the day.  Believe me   
   > sirs, I know this sort of thing would never, ever happen in a european   
   > country, where people still demand morality in their programs.   
      
   You're quite wrong there sir; investigations by CIA and FBI together with   
   MI6 and the Surete National de France has shown that this whole setup by   
   mr. Timberlake and mrs. Jackson was instigated by European tv-stations, to   
   undermine the moral superiority of American broadcasting stations.   
      
   > My question to you is this:  What would the EU do if there was a boob on   
   > television??   
      
   The women half will start comparing the boob with their own, the male half   
   will wank on the spot.   
      
   > Here in America all they're doing is launch an investigation by the   
   > government.  What would Europeans do?  Would they put the makers of   
   > the show in prison, or do you think they would simply shut down that   
   > station for good?   
      
   Basically what we usually do if something of such importance happens: we'll   
   invade a small islamic country under some stupid pretext.   
      
   > Thank you in advance for your responses, because I am going to use your   
   > comments to let the Superbowl know that Europeans still say NO to boobs   
   > on TV!   
      
   It was a pleasure to help you, and a mildly annoying task to watch the boob   
   again and again, as I needed to do so I could answer you truthfully and   
   helpfully. Please let the Superbowl people know that if you folks can't   
   stand it, they can send all the boobs to Europe.   
      
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   Waldo   
      
      
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