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   James Hamilton to All   
   Re: MEDIA COVERAGE OF THE ELECTION   
   28 Dec 04 02:55:54   
   
   XPost: alt.tv.broadcasting, alt.radio.broadcasting, uk.media.radio.misc   
   From: james@weiserisp.co.uk   
      
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   [...else...]   
      
   Ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters ye shall   
   eat.   
                                                                      Leviticus   
   26:29   
      
      
   Roast Child with Cornbread Stuffing   
      
   Turkey may be substituted for this classic holiday feast.   
   Although time consuming, this dish seems to take longer than it actually does;   
   as the entire house is filled with such a heavenly aroma,   
   the waiting becomes almost unbearable.   
      
   1 whole child, cleaned and de-headed   
   1 batch cornbread stuffing (see index)   
   ˝ cup melted butter   
      
   Remove the giblets from the infant and set aside.   
   Stuff the cavity where the child?s genitals and anus were located   
      using ˝ cup per pound of meat.   
   Tie the arms flat to the body, then pull the skin flaps up to close the cavity.   
   Now tie the thighs up tight to hold it all together.   
   Place breast side up in a large metal roasting pan.   
   Bake in 325° oven covered for 2 hours.   
   Remove cover, stick a cooking thermometer deep into one of the   
      baby?s buttocks and cook uncovered till thermometer reads 190°,   
      about another hour.   
      
      
      
   Pro-Choice Po-Boy   
      
   Soft-shelled   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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