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|    Marco van de Voort to All    |
|    Marco van de Voort the great    |
|    03 Jul 05 10:55:14    |
      From: marcov@stack.nl              My name is Marco van de Voort       on my nose lies a great wart,       my posts you cannot thwart,       I am the biggest ship in this port,       of me--people make sport,       old ladies pass by and give me a snort,       I can piss more than a quart,       my name is Marco van de Voort              .. and contrary to rumor--I am not a child molester, I only look like       one, so don't look at my pic on that webpage I gave out.              Marco van de Voort              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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