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   Scott Moore to Marco van de Voort   
   Re: Marco van de Voort the great   
   14 Jul 05 14:12:17   
   
   From: samiamsansspam@Sun.COM   
      
   Marco van de Voort wrote:   
   > My name is Marco van de Voort   
   > on my nose lies a great wart,   
   > my posts you cannot thwart,   
   > I am the biggest ship in this port,   
   > of me--people make sport,   
   > old ladies pass by and give me a snort,   
   > I can piss more than a quart,   
   > my name is Marco van de Voort   
   >   
   > .. and contrary to rumor--I am not a child molester, I only look like   
   > one, so don't look at my pic on that webpage I gave out.   
   >   
   > Marco van de Voort   
   >   
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