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|    Louis Ohland to All    |
|    My nightmare has gotten worse !    |
|    31 Dec 22 12:03:29    |
      From: ohland@charter.net              For decades, I slept without moving, so that I would not catch the       attention of Martha Stewart. When I'd wake up, I'd be in a fashionably       decorated basement, chained to a lathe and churning out napkin rings.       These rings would be supplied to KMart, undercutting even the cheap Red       Chinese versions.              Then KMart more or less disappeared. My need for paralysis was over.       But... I've been watching episodes of "The French Chef" by Julia Child,       and now my nightmare is running in slow motion down a dark alley. Julia       Child has a 4" paring knife, and she's gonna julienne me for using       canned chicken stock instead of fresh.              Just as I run into the walls of a dead end, and she's almost ready, I       wake up...              Is there something wrong with me?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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