XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
   According to the buzz from the helm of Paramount's "Enterprise," one of the   
   goals for the fourth season is to "bring the franchise full circle by   
   touching on issues from the original series" in order to bring "Enterprise"   
   back to her roots. Here are our suggestions.   
      
   Things From the Old "Star Trek" We'd Like to See in "Enterprise"   
      
   8> More schlocky aliens -- especially ones that look like fried   
    eggs!   
      
   7> Redshirt Iron Cage Death Match! (The winner actually gets his name in   
   the credits.)   
      
   6> Thinly disguised metaphors for racial strife.   
      
   5> Tacky retro special effects.   
      
   4> More wearing of outlandish costumes and makeup -- especially silver   
   lame!   
      
   3> Archer/Spock fan fiction.   
      
   2> A scene where Kirk's grandfather gets exposed to dangerous radiation,   
   causing a... genetic... speech... impediment.   
      
    and the Number 1 Thing From the Old "Star Trek" We'd Like to See in   
   "Enterprise"...   
      
   1> Archer with his shirt off, fighting a Gorn -- no, wait! Better yet,   
   T'Pol with her shirt off, fighting a Gorn -- no, even better! T'Pol with   
   her shirt off, fighting an Orion slave girl. Oooh, with her shirt off too!   
   In jello!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)