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   "Stan Jensen"  wrote in message   
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   > According to the buzz from the helm of Paramount's "Enterprise," one of   
   > the   
   > goals for the fourth season is to "bring the franchise full circle by   
   > touching on issues from the original series" in order to bring   
   > "Enterprise"   
   > back to her roots. Here are our suggestions.   
   >   
   > Things From the Old "Star Trek" We'd Like to See in "Enterprise"   
   >   
   > 8> More schlocky aliens -- especially ones that look like fried   
   > eggs!   
   >   
   > 7> Redshirt Iron Cage Death Match! (The winner actually gets his name in   
   > the credits.)   
   >   
   > 6> Thinly disguised metaphors for racial strife.   
   >   
   > 5> Tacky retro special effects.   
   >   
   > 4> More wearing of outlandish costumes and makeup -- especially silver   
   > lame!   
   >   
   > 3> Archer/Spock fan fiction.   
   >   
   > 2> A scene where Kirk's grandfather gets exposed to dangerous radiation,   
   > causing a... genetic... speech... impediment.   
   >   
   > and the Number 1 Thing From the Old "Star Trek" We'd Like to See in   
   > "Enterprise"...   
   >   
   > 1> Archer with his shirt off, fighting a Gorn -- no, wait! Better yet,   
   > T'Pol with her shirt off, fighting a Gorn -- no, even better! T'Pol with   
   > her shirt off, fighting an Orion slave girl. Oooh, with her shirt off too!   
   > In jello!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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