XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
   Questions Asked by Redshirts   
      
   "Is that a light saber in your pocket, or are you on the wrong set?"   
      
   "Did you see the antennae on the new chick?"   
      
   "Can't Starfleet find anything better for us to do than these monthly   
   'living will' seminars?"   
      
   "I suppose the shirt's red so the Captain doesn't know we're bleeding to   
   death, right?"   
      
   "Can't I have at least one speaking line when you call in Security? Just   
   one? It'll make my portfolio look that much better when I start looking for   
   another acting gig next week. Aww, come on. One short line?"   
      
   "Who came up with the bright idea to trade colors between Security and   
   Command? The Romulans will be shooting at us, now, instead of at the   
   Captain!"   
      
   "What do you mean there's no Red Shirt Alumni Association?"   
      
   "Whadda ya mean, 'Set hand phasers to stun?' Where's that friggin' phaser   
   rifle?"   
      
   "Omigod, they've killed Kenny... again?!?"   
      
   "Do we really get our names in the credits after only our second mission?"   
      
   "How about if Ensign Crusher takes my place on this away mission?"   
      
   "Why won't anyone stand next to me on the transporter?"   
      
   "Does this sucking chest wound make my butt look big?"   
      
   "Yes, doc, I have completed my organ donor card. Why do you ask?"   
      
   "Sir, why is my cabin the only one with a revolving door?"   
      
   "Did you just replace that transporter fuse with a 20th century American   
   penny?"   
      
   "If I said you had a beautiful forehead, would you smash it against me?"   
      
   "Well, Captain, sir, why don't YOU go off alone and try to find the   
   mysterious, deadly alien threat, and *I'll* stay behind with the the   
   phenomenally attractive alien chick?"   
      
   "Why does the Red Shirt Fight Song sound so much like 'Taps'?"   
      
    and the Number 1 Question Asked by Redshirts...   
      
   "Instead of utilizing my years of Starfleet training and my incredibly   
   powerful sidearm, I'm just gonna stand in place, scream like a woman and   
   throw my phaser at the creature. You know, to confuse it. What do you   
   think? Guys? GUYS?!"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)