XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
   This time of year, our thoughts always turn to love -- or mating --   
   regardless of species. Here are a few cards we'd like to see.   
      
      
   SF Valentine's Day Greeting Cards   
      
      
   Roses are red,   
   The big pill is blue,   
   The Matrix isn't real   
   And neither are you.   
      
   Roses are red,   
   Violets are limp,   
   If you weren't Robert Heinlein,   
   You'd have made a great pimp.   
      
   Roses are red,   
   Brown is a cookie.   
   Come on over, Leia,   
   And play with my Wookiee.   
      
   It's been a good time,   
   But you failed to enthrall.   
   Soon "Enterprise" is gone,   
   Then bye-bye, T'Pol.   
      
   Heinlein is read,   
   "Star Trek" is watched,   
   Except for "Enterprise,"   
   Whose scriptwriting's botched.   
      
   The Light side is good,   
   You can ask any Wookiee.   
   But each Light must have Dark,   
   Like this Oreo cookie.   
      
   Roses are red,   
   Violets are tiny.   
   If we're talking "Star Trek,"   
   Picard kicks Kirk's heinie.   
      
   Mars is red,   
   Water is blue.   
   Valentine Michael Smith is God,   
   And I am too.   
      
   Pon Farr can be hard   
   For Vulcans, it's clear.   
   But you're not a Vulcan,   
   So stop pinching my rear.   
      
    and the Number 1 SF Valentine's Day Greeting Card...   
      
   Roses are red,   
   Leah's my sister.   
   Now that I know,   
   I shouldn't have kissed her.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)