XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: kev@erewhon.net   
      
   On 11 Feb 2005, the world was enlightened by Kweeg's opinion about...   
      
   > "Stan Jensen"  wrote in message   
   > news:2igp01tvtgbrpqscbc3qviml42b8j2dbpo@4ax.com...   
   >> This time of year, our thoughts always turn to love -- or mating --   
   >> regardless of species. Here are a few cards we'd like to see.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> SF Valentine's Day Greeting Cards   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Roses are red,   
   >> The big pill is blue,   
   >> The Matrix isn't real   
   >> And neither are you.   
   >>   
   >> Roses are red,   
   >> Violets are limp,   
   >> If you weren't Robert Heinlein,   
   >> You'd have made a great pimp.   
   >>   
   >> Roses are red,   
   >> Brown is a cookie.   
   >> Come on over, Leia,   
   >> And play with my Wookiee.   
   >>   
   >> It's been a good time,   
   >> But you failed to enthrall.   
   >> Soon "Enterprise" is gone,   
   >> Then bye-bye, T'Pol.   
   >>   
   >> Heinlein is read,   
   >> "Star Trek" is watched,   
   >> Except for "Enterprise,"   
   >> Whose scriptwriting's botched.   
   >>   
   >> The Light side is good,   
   >> You can ask any Wookiee.   
   >> But each Light must have Dark,   
   >> Like this Oreo cookie.   
   >>   
   >> Roses are red,   
   >> Violets are tiny.   
   >> If we're talking "Star Trek,"   
   >> Picard kicks Kirk's heinie.   
   >>   
   >> Mars is red,   
   >> Water is blue.   
   >> Valentine Michael Smith is God,   
   >> And I am too.   
   >>   
   >> Pon Farr can be hard   
   >> For Vulcans, it's clear.   
   >> But you're not a Vulcan,   
   >> So stop pinching my rear.   
   >>   
   >>  and the Number 1 SF Valentine's Day Greeting Card...   
   >>   
   >> Roses are red,   
   >> Leah's my sister.   
   >> Now that I know,   
   >> I shouldn't have kissed her.   
   >   
   >   
   > LOL!   
   >   
   > Roses are red,   
   > Hydrogen's a gas   
   > If we're talking "Star Trek,"   
   > Kirk kicks Picard's ass   
   >   
      
   Mars is red,   
   Earth is blue,   
   If we're talking "Star Trek,"   
   Sisko owns those other two.   
      
      
      
   kev   
      
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