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   Stan Jensen to All   
   [HUMOR] - Surprises in the "Star Trek: E   
   13 May 05 12:23:23   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
   Soon we'll be seeing the end of the latest incarnation of the Star   
   Trek franchise, "Enterprise."   
      
      
   Surprises in the "Star Trek: Enterprise" Series Finale   
      
   10> Captain Archer, failing to sustain the interest of either Hoshi or   
   T'Pol, gives in to Dr. Phlox's incessant begging and decides to   
   explore his "dark side."   
      
   9> Special guest star R2-D2 as the plucky, lovable Photon Torpedo Mark   
   I.   
      
   8> It was all a holodeck adventure! Wouldn't that be great? I bet the   
   fans would just love that idea!   
      
   7> They finally perfect transporter technology, and T'Pol materializes   
   naked.   
      
   6> Hoshi like totally breaks her alliance with Tripp at Tribal   
   Council.   
      
   5> Gene Roddenberry stops spinning.   
      
   4> Sam Beckett Leaps out of the trekkie he Leaped into and realizes it   
   was all just a dream.   
      
   3> Someone utters the phrase "Lasers and phasers and Tazers, oh my!"   
      
   2> T'Pol retires to live happily ever after with Porthos, Captain   
   Archer's beagle.   
      
    and the Number 1 Surprise in the "Star Trek: Enterprise" Series   
   Finale...   
      
   1> The ship's engineer is replicated thousands of times in a freak   
   accident in "The Trouble With Tripples."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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