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|    [HUMOR] - Surprises in the "Star Trek: E    |
|    13 May 05 12:23:23    |
      XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise       From: spam@wonderful.spam              Soon we'll be seeing the end of the latest incarnation of the Star       Trek franchise, "Enterprise."                     Surprises in the "Star Trek: Enterprise" Series Finale              10> Captain Archer, failing to sustain the interest of either Hoshi or       T'Pol, gives in to Dr. Phlox's incessant begging and decides to       explore his "dark side."              9> Special guest star R2-D2 as the plucky, lovable Photon Torpedo Mark       I.              8> It was all a holodeck adventure! Wouldn't that be great? I bet the       fans would just love that idea!              7> They finally perfect transporter technology, and T'Pol materializes       naked.              6> Hoshi like totally breaks her alliance with Tripp at Tribal       Council.              5> Gene Roddenberry stops spinning.              4> Sam Beckett Leaps out of the trekkie he Leaped into and realizes it       was all just a dream.              3> Someone utters the phrase "Lasers and phasers and Tazers, oh my!"              2> T'Pol retires to live happily ever after with Porthos, Captain       Archer's beagle.               and the Number 1 Surprise in the "Star Trek: Enterprise" Series       Finale...              1> The ship's engineer is replicated thousands of times in a freak       accident in "The Trouble With Tripples."              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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