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|    Sean to All    |
|    Re: [HUMOR] - Other Uses for Tribbles    |
|    18 Aug 05 03:14:59    |
      XPost: alt.startrek alt.tv.star-trek alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise       rec.arts.startrek       From: anonymous@nowhere.net              On       >Other Uses for Tribbles       >       >       >Quick-n-dirty tennis ball replacements.       >       >Cuter than a congressman, performs most functions equally well,less       >likely to pass Bill-of-Rights-weakening legislation.       >       >McTribbles.       >       >Nominees for Supreme Court justice.       >       >Tampons for the Amazing Colossal Woman.       >       >Toss a handful in the toilet to wipe off skid marks.       >       >Use them to plug the hole in the ozone layer.       >       >Cozies for Ewok eggs.       >       >Attach a handle, and who needs a Swiffer?       >       >Great for getting the dust out of the CPU heat sink.       >       >Let's just say "paintball" involves neither paint nor balls.       >       >They'll buff your shuttlecraft to a fine polish. (And no, that's not a       >euphemism.)       >       >Cheese puffs for really BIG eaters.       >       >Add super glue and a power drill -- build a portable shoe buffer.       >       >Strawberry/banana/tribble smoothies.       >       >Tribble. It's what's for dinner.       >       > and the Number 1 Other Use for Tribbles...       >       >A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!       >       >       >       >              ROFL              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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