XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
   Other Uses for Tribbles   
      
      
   Quick-n-dirty tennis ball replacements.   
      
   Cuter than a congressman, performs most functions equally well,less   
   likely to pass Bill-of-Rights-weakening legislation.   
      
   McTribbles.   
      
   Nominees for Supreme Court justice.   
      
   Tampons for the Amazing Colossal Woman.   
      
   Toss a handful in the toilet to wipe off skid marks.   
      
   Use them to plug the hole in the ozone layer.   
      
   Cozies for Ewok eggs.   
      
   Attach a handle, and who needs a Swiffer?   
      
   Great for getting the dust out of the CPU heat sink.   
      
   Let's just say "paintball" involves neither paint nor balls.   
      
   They'll buff your shuttlecraft to a fine polish. (And no, that's not a   
   euphemism.)   
      
   Cheese puffs for really BIG eaters.   
      
   Add super glue and a power drill -- build a portable shoe buffer.   
      
   Strawberry/banana/tribble smoothies.   
      
   Tribble. It's what's for dinner.   
      
    and the Number 1 Other Use for Tribbles...   
      
   A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)