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   "Stan Jensen"  wrote in message   
   news:q5kug1lo4mg98j43lmj0db7d77l1g52h0v@4ax.com...   
   > Klingon Lullabies   
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   > Throw That Dishonorable Baby P'taK From the Tree, Cradle and All, It   
   > Has No Place in Stovokor!   
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   > The Itsy Bitsy Spider (Kills Creatures Many Times Its Size)   
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   > Now I lay me down to sleep   
   > At my side my weapon I keep   
   > If intruders come before I wake   
   > Their heads as trophies I will take   
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   > No singing is needed for Klingons to fall asleep, just a sharp blow to   
   > the back of the neck each night does the trick.   
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   > Die for Your Honor, and You'll Sleep Well Forever   
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   > "Be a Klingon, do not quibble,   
   > Eat your little wee pet tribble!"   
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   > "Pray to bleed as the ancestors bled,   
   > Then crush your dolly's little head.   
   > Don't be like the human chimps,   
   > Don't grow up to be a wimp."   
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   > "Little one, finally, go to bed.   
   > In the morning, may you have no smooth head."   
   >   
   > and the Number 1 Klingon Lullaby...   
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   > Three blind targs, three blind targs,   
   > See how they run, see how they run.   
   > They all ran after the warrior's wife,   
   > She cut off their heads with her father's knife,   
   > But the targs were blind, and not worthy opponents,   
   > So the warrior slew his woman for bringing dishonor upon both houses.   
      
   Bravo!   
      
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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