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   Stan Jensen to All   
   [HUMOR] - Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Wom   
   02 Sep 05 10:24:45   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
    You'd think the irresistible green-skinned females from the "Star   
   Trek" universe wouldn't need an ad campaign, but we thought in case   
   they needed help, we'd be right there giving it our all.   
      
    Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women   
      
   Get a girl who knows what's under Orion's belt!   
      
   MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!   
      
   Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.   
      
   Show us your green, we'll show you ours!   
      
   Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!   
      
    and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women...   
      
   Forget the block. Forget the world. They've been around the galaxy.   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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