XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: syeos@hotmail.com   
      
     You have a very un-funny way of trying to hide your prejudice.  s   
      
     "Stan Jensen"  wrote in message   
   news:pnfnm11hiqe90pkckggf76fo1v79hto4l5@4ax.com...   
     > Actor George Takei, who played Mr. Sulu on "Star Trek," came out of   
     > the closet last week. That warrants a closer look at some Trek   
     > memories...   
     >   
     > Gay "Star Trek" Quotes (R-rated)   
     >   
     >   
     > "Ensign Chekov, now *that's* what I call a 'svollen wessel.'"   
     >   
     > "He's a stud, Jim."   
     >   
     > "Khaaaaaaaaaan! Your shoes don't match your belt!"   
     >   
     > "Look! Look at me! I'm so in love with the dancing green alien woman   
     > that I'm jumping up and down on the captain's chair!!"   
     >   
     > "Now *that's* what I call a photon torpedo!"   
     >   
     > "Pass the K-Y -- I'm going in the Jeffries Tube."   
     >   
     > "Stop lying to me! I can tell you've been with the Andorian --   
     > your lips are blue!"   
     >   
     > "Sulu, direct all power to the front deflector shields. We will engage   
     > from the rear."   
     >   
     > "Don't let Spock fool you... that V sign ain't just for saying, 'Howdy   
     > do!'"   
     >   
     > "I wouldn't mind a stardate with that captain's log."   
     >   
     > "I've set my phaser to 'tingle.'"   
     >   
     > "Mr. Sulu! Pucker factor seven!"   
     >   
     > "That Khan can breach my lower deck anytime!"   
     >   
     > "Whatever you do, don't tell the captain you're gay. He'll make you   
     > wear that damn red shirt!"   
     >   
     > "Why, Mr. Chekov, I don't believe that *is* a phaser in your pocket!"   
     >   
     > "You know, Chekov, I don't know about you, but that Trelane guy makes   
     > me feel all tingly inside."   
     >   
     > "He's dead, Jim. Dead sexy."   
     >   
     > "Computer, calculate the ratio of Ensign Chekov's boyish charm to   
     > yumminess."   
     >   
     > "Request permission to dock, sir."   
     >   
     > "What do you think Mr. Spock?"   
     > "Fabulous, Captain. Simply fabulous."   
     >   
     > "It's worse than that; he's limp, Jim."   
     >   
     > "Beam me up, Scotty, there are no antiques stores down here."   
     >   
     > "Earl Grey? Hot!!"   
     >   
     > "Sure, it's an all-male crew. But Uhura looks great in drag, doesn't   
     > he?"   
     >   
     > "Set phasers to 'stunning'!"   
     >   
     > "You could use some manscaping on that tribble you've got down there!"   
     >   
     > "Tony Awards on forward screen, Mr. Sulu."   
     >   
     > "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a police officer! Besides, the Village   
     > People already HAVE a cop!"   
     >   
     > "All right, who's been running the gladiator program on the holodeck   
     > again?"   
     >   
     > "Orion slave girl, Orion slave guy -- who cares? I'm getting me some   
     > green ass!"   
     >   
     > "Sorry, ensign -- I didn't mean to go quite so boldly."   
     >   
     > and the Number 1 Gay "Star Trek" Quote...   
     >   
     > "Impressive, gentlemen, but that's not what I meant when I said I   
     > needed to see Bones."   
      
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