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   Al Smith to All   
   Re: [NEWS] - Singer Considers Trek Movie   
   08 Dec 05 17:08:54   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek   
   From: invalid@address.com   
      
   >>>>>Bring back Kirk!   
   >>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> You mean wheel back Kirk.   
   >>   
   >>>   
   >>>Sulu: "We'll bring Kirk back in a floatation tank full of water."   
   >>>   
   >>>Chekov: "But ... how will we carry that much water without   
   >>>flooding the ship?"   
   >>>   
   >>>Sulu: "Transparent aluminum. We'll build walls of six-inch   
   >>>transparent aluminum. It worked for the whales."   
   >>>   
   >>>Scotty: "Aye, laddie, it might work. But I dunna think six-inch   
   >>>walls will be thick enough. What if he thrashes around in the   
   >>>tank? It'll never take the strain!"   
   >>>   
   >>>Sulu: "You're right, Mr. Scott. We'll use eight-inch thick walls."   
   >   
      
   > Captain, "There be whales here!"   
      
   I wonder if Shatner makes those whale noises when he swims under   
   water?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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