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   From: invalid@address.com   
      
   >>>>>Reminds me, what did the Vulcan ambassador say at the Klingon banquet?   
   >>>>>> >>>   
   >>>>>> >>> "Gagh me with a spoon."   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> >>   
   >>>>> >>   
   >>>>> >> Well I thought it was funny. See, Vulcans don't eat with their   
   >   
   > fingers...   
   >   
   >>>> >   
   >>>> >   
   >>>> > That oughta make for some interesting pickup lines...I wonder if Koss   
   >   
   > ever said to T'Pol "Want to come back to my place and watch me eat a   
   > doughnut without picking it up?"   
   >   
   >>>   
   >>> I doubt if Vulcans eat doughnuts. They would consider the hole   
   >>> illogical.   
   >   
   >   
   > Not all doughnuts have holes. Some are more like buns in shape. In fact,   
   > it's sometimes hard to discern whether what one is eating is a bun or a   
   > doughnut.   
   >   
   > Ian   
      
   You're talking to a Canadian, here. We're the world experts on   
   doughnuts. If it doesn't have a hole, it's a bun, not a doughnut.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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