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   From: jax@knickersjaxtrawstudios.com   
      
   "Al Smith"  wrote in message   
   news:njjmf.136793$Ph4.4171697@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...   
   > >>>>>Reminds me, what did the Vulcan ambassador say at the Klingon   
   banquet?   
   > >>>>>> >>>   
   > >>>>>> >>> "Gagh me with a spoon."   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>> >>   
   > >>>>> >>   
   > >>>>> >> Well I thought it was funny. See, Vulcans don't eat with their   
   > >   
   > > fingers...   
   > >   
   > >>>> >   
   > >>>> >   
   > >>>> > That oughta make for some interesting pickup lines...I wonder if   
   Koss   
   > >   
   > > ever said to T'Pol "Want to come back to my place and watch me eat a   
   > > doughnut without picking it up?"   
   > >   
   > >>>   
   > >>> I doubt if Vulcans eat doughnuts. They would consider the hole   
   > >>> illogical.   
   > >   
   > >   
   > > Not all doughnuts have holes. Some are more like buns in shape. In fact,   
   > > it's sometimes hard to discern whether what one is eating is a bun or a   
   > > doughnut.   
   > >   
   > > Ian   
   >   
   > You're talking to a Canadian, here. We're the world experts on   
   > doughnuts. If it doesn't have a hole, it's a bun, not a doughnut.   
      
   Well lookie here, you Canucks can believe whatever perverse   
   confectionery-related dogmas that you like. Here in the fine British Isles   
   though, a jam doughnut is sort of bun-shaped, with the jam in the middle. We   
   had an empire, you know.   
      
   Ian   
      
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