XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
   Vulcan Pick-Up Lines   
      
      
   "Bet you $20 you can't make me smile."   
      
   "Ever wondered what seven years of foreplay would be like?"   
      
   "Did you know that fingers aren't the only thing we Vulcan girls are   
   good at spreading apart?"   
      
   "Would you care to retire to my quarters for a brief, illogical   
   interlude?"   
      
   "I have obtained instructional materials entitled 'Plan 9 From Outer   
   Space' and 'Earth Girls Are Easy.' If you would like to view them with   
   me, we could check their accuracy -- and perhaps begin a 'Plan 10' of   
   our own."   
      
   "You have a beautiful mind. Wanna meld?"   
      
   "Would you like to come up to my room and see my mathematical proof of   
   Cochrane's warp-field equations?"   
      
   "This is the second time I've been forced to endure my Pon Farr on the   
   Ferengi home world. I trust the price for your wife has not   
   appreciated?"   
      
    and the Number 1 Vulcan Pick-Up Line...   
      
   "Jim, it would be illogical for me to store a tropical Terran fruit in   
   my trousers, therefore it must be that I am pleased to see you again."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)