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   Doc Martian to David McElheney   
   Re: [HUMOR] - Easiest Classes at Starfle   
   07 Sep 08 22:52:15   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek   
   From: docmartian@verizon.net   
      
   "David McElheney"  wrote in message   
   news:1s9gb4ltkof6i3hij0tf97mor1qtcplsro@4ax.com...   
   > With the end of summer, it's time to head back to school for students   
   > all over the galaxy. Nearly every school has that typical "Easy A"   
   > course that everyone took just to show their parents they were doing   
   > good in school. Starfleet Academy is no exception...   
   >   
   >   
   > Easiest Classes at Starfleet Academy   
   >   
   >   
   > Animal Husbandry 101: Tribble Breeding   
   >   
   > Comm 112: Opening Hailing Frequencies   
   >   
   > Dramatic ... Pause ... Two ... Oh Two   
   >   
   > Beaming Up 101, followed by Beaming Down 102   
   >   
   > Fashion 101: Conforming to the Standard Issue Dress Code   
   >   
   > Bio 101: Where Are the Bathrooms?   
   >   
   > Xenobiology 204: Safe Identification of Alien Species   
   >   
   > Engineering 100: Plasma Flow: It's All Downhill   
   >   
   >   
   > and the Number 1 Easiest Class at Starfleet Academy...   
   >   
   >   
   > Math 099: Borg Geometry ("Cubes for Rubes")   
   >   
      
   Miracle Working 101: for engineers... no doctors allowed.   
      
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