XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
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   This season, everyone's favorite Vulcan babe will be sporting a new uniform   
   on "Enterprise." As the series has been lagging in the ratings department,   
   could they be toying with some image overhauls to bring back fans?   
      
      
    Other Ways To Change Enterprise   
      
   Have a *musical* episode -- just like "Buffy!"   
      
   Instead of the third act fight scene, replace it with the third   
   act sex scene.   
      
   Skull ridges for *everyone*!   
      
   Enterprise will be diverting via the cameo planets Baywatch, Idol and Big   
   Brother, avoiding the black hole near Planet Jumpnshark.   
      
   Enterprise now painted black with a bitchin' gold pinstripe to attract more   
   alien chicks.   
      
   Get some Clearasil for those poor Suliban!   
      
   Less temporal cold war, more tribbles.   
      
   In a terrifying new development, one of Phlox's critters attacks and *eats*   
   him.   
      
   Captain Archer gets a new holographic sidekick named Al and the ship's   
   computer is now affectionately called Ziggy.   
      
   Watch an episode, win a tribble.   
      
   We could bring in qualified writers who know the series and care about   
   continuity. Aw, hell, that's too much work, let's just lower Jolene's   
   neckline another six inches.   
      
   It turns out that Archer is really Sam Beckett, and he "leaps" into the   
   body of Picard for the rest of the series.   
      
   Each week viewers vote on which crew member gets jettisoned into space.   
      
   In next week's episode, T'Pol and Ensign Sato are stranded on a desert   
   planet where the heat is starting to get to both of them.   
      
   Have the crew encounter a bizarre new species with the BIGGEST BROW RIDGES   
   EVER!   
      
   Combine all first and second season scripts into one pile. Have Enterprise   
   explore the new mega black hole caused by so much suckage in one place.   
      
   Give it a rest for 20 years, wait for nostalgia to kick in.   
      
   In a needless stunt, Trip will try to jump a containment unit filled with a   
   newly discovered life form called Sh'Arks while riding a hoverbike.   
      
   Fan favorites, the tribbles, return in a more than slightly disturbing   
   episode with guest star Richard Gere.   
      
    and the Number 1 Other Way to Change "Enterprise"...   
      
   Season Finale involves the live, televised, slow and painful execution of   
   Berman and Braga.   
      
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