XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: Highlander992k@yahoo.com   
      
   "Stan Jensen"  wrote   
   > This season, everyone's favorite Vulcan babe will be sporting a new   
   uniform   
   > on "Enterprise." As the series has been lagging in the ratings department,   
   > could they be toying with some image overhauls to bring back fans?   
   >   
   >   
   >  Other Ways To Change Enterprise   
   >   
   > Have a *musical* episode -- just like "Buffy!"   
      
   Bada Bing.   
      
   > Instead of the third act fight scene, replace it with the third   
   > act sex scene.   
      
   Bada Bang   
      
   > Skull ridges for *everyone*!   
      
   Bada bad.   
      
   > Enterprise will be diverting via the cameo planets Baywatch, Idol and Big   
   > Brother, avoiding the black hole near Planet Jumpnshark.   
      
   Bada bite.   
      
   > Enterprise now painted black with a bitchin' gold pinstripe to attract   
   more   
   > alien chicks.   
      
   Bada ass.   
      
   > Get some Clearasil for those poor Suliban!   
      
   Bada acne.   
      
   > Less temporal cold war, more tribbles.   
      
   Bada purr....   
      
   > In a terrifying new development, one of Phlox's critters attacks and   
   *eats*   
   > him.   
      
   Bada burp!   
      
   > Captain Archer gets a new holographic sidekick named Al and the ship's   
   > computer is now affectionately called Ziggy.   
      
   Bada boy.   
      
   > Watch an episode, win a tribble.   
      
   Bada prrrllll....   
      
   > We could bring in qualified writers who know the series and care about   
   > continuity. Aw, hell, that's too much work, let's just lower Jolene's   
   > neckline another six inches.   
      
   Bada boobs.   
      
   > It turns out that Archer is really Sam Beckett, and he "leaps" into the   
   > body of Picard for the rest of the series.   
      
   Bada Berman   
      
   > Each week viewers vote on which crew member gets jettisoned into space.   
      
   Bada Bragga   
      
   > In next week's episode, T'Pol and Ensign Sato are stranded on a desert   
   > planet where the heat is starting to get to both of them.   
      
   Bada Stan   
      
   > Have the crew encounter a bizarre new species with the BIGGEST BROW RIDGES   
   > EVER!   
      
   Baba brow.   
      
   > Combine all first and second season scripts into one pile. Have Enterprise   
   > explore the new mega black hole caused by so much suckage in one place.   
      
   Bada hole.   
      
   > Give it a rest for 20 years, wait for nostalgia to kick in.   
      
   Bada bong   
      
   > In a needless stunt, Trip will try to jump a containment unit filled with   
   a   
   > newly discovered life form called Sh'Arks while riding a hoverbike.   
      
   Bada bike   
      
   > Fan favorites, the tribbles, return in a more than slightly disturbing   
   > episode with guest star Richard Gere.   
      
   Bada XXX   
      
   >  and the Number 1 Other Way to Change "Enterprise"...   
   >   
   > Season Finale involves the live, televised, slow and painful execution of   
   > Berman and Braga.   
      
   Bada Bing   
      
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