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   From: omnipitus2002@yahoon.com   
      
   "Wickeddoll"  wrote in message   
   news:bstj0r$179er$1@ID-125536.news.uni-berlin.de...   
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   > "Stan Jensen"  wrote in message   
   > news:k7j4vvsglqs754moc50rv6arsacgqpashl@4ax.com...   
   > > Captain Kirk's Life Flashes Before Dying Trekkie's Eyes   
   > >   
   > > MILFORD, CT - Moments before dying, car-accident victim and hardcore   
   Star   
   > > Trek fan Glenn Schaefer saw Captain James T. Kirk's life flash before   
   his   
   > > eyes. "It's all coming back to me," said Schaefer, bleeding profusely   
   and   
   > > fading from massive head trauma. "The Salt Vampires of M-113, assisting   
   > > Spock through the Pon Farr, outmaneuvering Khan Singh in the Mutara   
   Nebula,   
   > > the dilithium mines of Rura Penthe. I'm even seeing portions of the   
   > > animated series and the Lost Years novels." Before taking his final   
   breath,   
   > > Schaefer turned to attending medical personnel and said, "It was...   
   fun."   
   > >   
   > >   
   >   
   > You're kidding, right?   
      
   Of course not.  The Onion is the journal I trust 100% of the time.   
      
   Its *always* funny.   
      
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