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   From: uncadave@bellsouth.net   
      
   "Stan Jensen"  wrote in message   
   news:k7j4vvsglqs754moc50rv6arsacgqpashl@4ax.com...   
   > Captain Kirk's Life Flashes Before Dying Trekkie's Eyes   
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   > MILFORD, CT - Moments before dying, car-accident victim and hardcore Star   
   > Trek fan Glenn Schaefer saw Captain James T. Kirk's life flash before his   
   > eyes. "It's all coming back to me," said Schaefer, bleeding profusely and   
   > fading from massive head trauma. "The Salt Vampires of M-113, assisting   
   > Spock through the Pon Farr, outmaneuvering Khan Singh in the Mutara   
   Nebula,   
   > the dilithium mines of Rura Penthe. I'm even seeing portions of the   
   > animated series and the Lost Years novels." Before taking his final   
   breath,   
   > Schaefer turned to attending medical personnel and said, "It was... fun."   
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   I'm almost sure when William Shatner said in Saturday NIght Live to "Get a   
   Life", he meant get your own.   
      
   This is a joke.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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