XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: spam@wonderful.spam   
      
   Fun Things to Do With a Transporter   
      
   Put Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton together in the same bed.   
      
   Beam all of Paramount's in-house "Star Trek" writers to the moon. Replace   
   them with real writers. Smile as you receive your Nobel Prize.   
      
   A rhino is too big to fit through the boss's office door.   
      
   For pitchers, makes picking a guy off first so much easier.   
      
   Go to Boston for baked beans, Philly for cream cheese and Manhattan for   
   clam chowder -- all in one meal.   
      
   Even if only as a wax dummy, have Andy Kaufman drop in on "Saturday Night   
   Live."   
      
   Solve the commodity supply shortage at myusedpanties.com.   
      
   Beam that pizza to your table in thirty seconds or less! Never mind the   
   fact that you didn't, technically, "order" or "pay" for it.   
      
   I haven't thought of any immediate use for one, but you can be damn sure   
   that I won't beam down in a red shirt.   
      
   Taunt "Star Wars" and "Babylon 5" fans. Ask them if they've got working   
   hyperspace travel yet.   
      
   Remove all of Iraq's WMDs before Bush invades. Watch wackiness ensue!   
      
   Rearrange the cars in the mall parking lot, then sit back and enjoy.   
      
    and the Number 1 Fun Thing to Do With a Transporter...   
      
   Move NASA's Mars probes to Venus, and their Venus probes to Mars. See how   
   long it takes them to figure it out.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)