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   Elvis Gump to wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.c   
   Re: [HUMOR] - Fun Things to Do With a Tr   
   21 May 04 21:18:15   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: elvisgump@NOhotmailSPAM.com   
      
   in article 2h7pddFa30a0U1@uni-berlin.de, WickeddollŽ at   
   wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com wrote on 05/21/2004 08:40 PM:   
      
   > "Steven Litvintchouk"  wrote in message   
   > news:roxrc.25402$KE6.6600@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...   
   >> Stan Jensen wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> Fun Things to Do With a Transporter   
      
   >> Cure constipation better than an enema.   
   >>   
   >> Beam yourself to a place in a very different time zone and experiment   
   >> with your resistance to jet lag (now called "transporter lag").   
      
   >> -- Steven L.   
      
   > You people are sick...   
   >   
   > keep going, OK?   
   >   
   > LOL   
   >   
   > Natalie   
      
   There's a certain big white building or maybe two, and maybe some other big   
   buildings all around the planet full of functionaries and hot air that I'd   
   like to transport as many skunks into as possible. Lots and lots and lots of   
   very agitated skunks. The ultimate in stinky pranks.   
      
   And then laugh at the news coverage.   
   --   
   "Americans [and British] have different ways of saying things. They say   
   "elevator," we say "lift"... they say "President," we say "stupid   
   psychopathic git."   
    -- Alexis Sayle   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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