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   Message 2,976 of 3,801   
   Mark Allen Adams, Jr. to All   
   Re: [HUMOR] - Fun Things to Do With a Tr   
   27 May 04 02:23:53   
   
   XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: dev@null.com   
      
   Oy! Listen to Elvis Gump's latest shpiel!   
      
   >> This list is exactly what is wrong with Star Trek. While we might get the   
   >> technology, the pranks people could pull and would pull would make life a   
   >> living hell. Human kind just doesn't mature that fast.   
   >>   
   >> Scott Adams once wrote about how the nifty wound sealing device would be   
   >> great until somebody snuck up and sealed up your butt.   
   >   
   > But we already have such a butt sealer! But it's just known as "Super   
   > Glue". But you probably knew that.   
      
   Epoxy works better.   
      
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