XPost: alt.startrek, alt.tv.star-trek, alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise   
   From: fozzi_bear1@optusnet.com.au   
      
   "Stan Jensen"  wrote in message   
   news:ahn0c0ldtiici3mlp76q440vdsp70bg5v4@4ax.com...   
   > Once again, fans of the Star Trek franchise will have to wait through the   
   > summer for the resolution of an evil cliff hanger. All 17 fans of   
   > Enterprise sat screaming at their TVs when the dreaded "To Be Continued"   
   > appeared at the end of the season finale. We thought some torture for the   
   > writing staff would be appropriate.   
   >   
   >   
   > Ways to Torture the "Star Trek: Enterprise" Writers   
   >   
   >   
   > 10> Tell them they need to write episodes for guest stars Charro, Dr. Ruth   
   > and Carrot Top.   
   >   
   >  9> Withhold their bananas and take away their tire-on-a-rope swing.   
   >   
   >  8> Let *them* hang over that damn cliff for an entire summer... a real   
   > cliff.   
   >   
   >  7> Borrowing from the technology of "Total Recall," they have to live   
   > through everything they've ever written.   
   >   
   >  6> William Shatner and Barney the Dinosaur are hired for script   
   read-back.   
   >   
   >  5> In a room with an infinite number of monkeys sitting at an infinite   
   > number of typewriters, they're each handed a single short-handled   
   > pooper-scooper.   
   >   
   >  4> Threaten them with a lack of sexual gratification. Oh, wait, that's   
   > probably redundant.   
   >   
   >  3> "Guys, here are the Happy Meal toys. We need six consecutive new   
   > episodes and no redshirts."   
   >   
   >  2> Play Yoko Ono at full volume until either their eardrums burst or they   
   > tell us what happens next.   
   >   
   >  and the Number 1 Way to Torture the "Star Trek: Enterprise" Writers...   
   >   
   >  1> Stuff live Tribbles up their Jefferies Tubes, then send them into a   
   > room full of Klingons.   
      
   you left out, hand them an ent script and challenger them to point out even   
   one single plot device that a three year old couldn't see through    
      
   cheers   
   fozzi   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)