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   Things SF Fans Dream About   
      
      
   10> Once -- just once -- Lazarus Long says "No thanks, Mom. I've got a   
   headache."   
      
   9> All the hot babes I'm going to meet while standing in line for the next   
   Star Wars movie.   
      
   8> "Computer: Earl Grey, hot. Doritos, large. And oh, yeah... one Orion   
   slave girl."   
      
   7> Seven of Nine on one arm, Dax on the other: Grok around the clock, baby!   
      
   6> Hot wookiee-on-wookiee action, baby!   
      
   5> Jar Jar's horrible, grisly, painful death. In slow motion. With popcorn.   
      
   4> "Honey, it's a Mister Lucas on the phone for you. He said he needs your   
   help again."   
      
   3> You're in your temporal mechanics class and you realize you're in an   
   alternate universe where you forgot to wear your clothes.   
      
   2> "The attacking BEM falls to the ground as I holster my blaster and turn   
   to the alien princess. We have no common language, yet the telepathic   
   boosters in my Space Ranger helmet communicate her desire, though the   
   sultry glance she sends my way speaks louder than a psi-link. Her firm yet   
   yielding bosom jiggles as I pull her toward me. She is clearly excited by   
   the touch of my callused hands on her green skin. Her lips part and-- and--   
   Mom!! I told you not to come into the basement when I'm writing code!"   
      
    and the Number 1 Thing SF Fans Dream About...   
      
   1> Spending the night in the girls' dorm at the Vulcan Science Academy   
   during Pon Farr Week.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)